Welcome
to
Where Anything
Can Happen… To You!
She
is Circe, the legendary enchantress of Greek mythology.
In ancient times, she took great delight in transforming the occasional unwary
visitor to her island into the animal most appropriate to his or her true nature...
Today, however, we live in an altogether different and much more modern age.
And so, to keep up with the times and the world's growing population, Circe
has applied her talents to create Circe's Funhouse: the world's first - and only - amusement, or 'theme'
park devoted the magical arts of transformation and metamorphosis. Most amusement
parks operate to entertain their guests; Circe's Funhouse differs in that
its purpose is to provide Circe with amusement!
Herein,
as you will shortly discover, each and every attraction has the power to transform
you into a different animal. The pavilion you find yourself drawn to - and
thus the animal you become - is a reflection of your true personality, just as if Circe herself had performed your metamorphosis
thousands of years before on the island of Aiaia.
Of
course, the Funhouse attracts more guests than Circe could ever transform
personally. Perhaps you will be transmogrified by the spells she has cast
upon the pavilion you choose to enter …or perhaps, once inside, you will
encounter therein a seductive female of the species in question who will subtly
encourage your metamorphosis … or perhaps, if you are very
lucky, Circe herself has planned your bestial destiny from afar and brought
you to the Funhouse in order to personally oversee your transformation …
Ready?
Then let us proceed to
The
Directory of Funhouse Attractions
and
discover what lies in store -- for you …
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